you should know before you hire me
1. I'm a bibliophile with an annoying habit of quoting from a book even when all you asked was "what's up?"
2. I have a god-awful sense of direction. And never ask me to follow your car, I'm a pathetic driver too.
3. My hate toward mathematics is the most consistent emotion in me.
4. Also no matter how I see it, there is no right angle to loving trigonometry.
5. I'm a pure-bred Indian when it comes to food. I have a strong gut - literally and figuratively.
6. I prefer horror movies over watching the news. Reality is often scarier than fiction.
7. I can't stand office politics. And I will not take it lying down, either.
8. I'm a self-diagnosed hypochondriac. If you find me sneezing, please let my mum know I loved her.
9. I intellectualise things nobody cares about. Like the voyeuristic reverse-tracking in Stanley Kubrick's 'Shining'.
10. I find airports very inspiring. Even the airport announcements are like little pick-me-ups; "Final call for Mr. Nishant."
11. I hate being late. But after I got married things changed; now I hate wearing a watch.
12. I also think too much modesty is dishonesty.
14. My tardiness around replying to your texts is because I like to punctuate, grammar-check and overthink.
15. I secretly like talking about myself. See, it's not like you asked for this micro-biography.